NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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