ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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