Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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