I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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