Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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