Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
send nudes
from the living room?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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