my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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