the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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