I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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