I feel like abortions should bother me more
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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