: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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