Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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