at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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