brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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