if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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