haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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