you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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