All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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