But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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