careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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