That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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