we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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