You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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