either way he was missing a nipple.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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