i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
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