think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
When are your genitals available?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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