Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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