i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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