I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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