just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
