Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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I have aggressive nipples.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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