Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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