hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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