he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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