The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
should my penis look like a turkey
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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