i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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