On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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