I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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