i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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