I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
vagina is talking i cant
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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