gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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