Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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