...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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