look no pants
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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