He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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