But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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