so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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