Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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