Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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