TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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