I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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