: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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