im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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