You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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